I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
2013年8月14日 16:33
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
2013年8月14日 16:32
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
2013年8月14日 08:24
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
2013年8月14日 08:23
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
2013年8月14日 00:40
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
2013年8月14日 00:40
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
2013年8月13日 16:07
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
2013年8月13日 08:23
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
2013年8月12日 23:56
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
2013年8月12日 23:56
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
2013年8月12日 16:01
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
2013年8月12日 16:01
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
2013年8月12日 08:15
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
2013年8月12日 08:15
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
2013年8月12日 00:06
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
2013年8月12日 00:06
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
2013年8月11日 16:17
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
2013年8月11日 08:17
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
2013年8月11日 08:15
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
2013年8月10日 23:27
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.